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jazzchat:

banksy strikes again
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ruinedchildhood:

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

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khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: guopei)

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

drugsbust:

i bet at the bbc headquarters they have a flash drive inside a box inside a safe inside a bigger safe inside a big locked room with lasers and cameras all guarded by seven armed guardsmen and a trained police dog and on that flash drive is the gay bar scene

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek