"i'd rather be fed cakes than lies."
"the best internet site on the whole of the world wide web" - anyone who's ever followed me

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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Reblogged from thatstrangerr, Posted by dziigibau.

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Reblogged from rachkin, Posted by emmiebar5.
emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

sorelatable:

SUMMER KINDA STRESSES ME OUT BC I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING SUMMER IS THAT JUST ME OR

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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Reblogged from thatsmoderatelyraven, Posted by 180mph.

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

technohumanlation:

one-shall-stand:

brasspistol:

rorywilliamspants:

willgrahammys:

On a scale of one to the Supernatural fandom how willing are you to admit someone you love is dead

The Avengers fandom
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new favorite post.

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*clears throat*

[transformers fans crying and laughing in the distance]

(Source: chharliedayarchive)

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

(Source: tokiomotel6)

Reblogged from whenfictiontakesover, Posted by leespace.

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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