May 2013
71 posts
officerpapermouth:
i found a broken piece of chalk that someone stapled together
why must we try to play god
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
ay-drian:
getting over someone you never even dated
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
skarvika:
masturb88ting:
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
anthonygherkins:
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
bradburythequeen:
i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go
“No.”
and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
the more I think about my past self the more I
(lol here!)
silverhex:
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
dumpsterfetus:
A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY
waggington:
people make fun of the elderly for how they use the internet but at least my grandma isn’t a superwholockian
thirdtimecharmed:
If you watch BBC Sherlock backwards it still starts and ends with John Watson completely alone
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
The feeling you get when the person you secretly...
sodamnrelatable:
nymphettic:
tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend
amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
humancentipeed:
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
christmaswiig:
jenna marbles and tyler oakley walk into a bar
everyone in the bar leaves
spelledjustlikeescape:
i’m breathing in
the chemicals
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
snuggalo:
forcing yourself to not be jealous over something
2treehill:
WHEN U DO A THING AND UR LIKE WHY DID I DO THE THING
