"i'd rather be fed cakes than lies."

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:02:04 -0400

mond0: unironically-ironic: mond0: this ice cream doesn’t...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:01:56 -0400

unironically-ironic:

mond0:

this ice cream doesn’t know anything about the cold war

Are you okay

i know things about the cold war

shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:34:30 -0400

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

young-mister-moon: soulsnatcha: my son #waiting for mom to...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:32:40 -0400

young-mister-moon:

soulsnatcha:

my son

#waiting for mom to mak hte spagheti

plantsmoke: if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:12:16 -0400

plantsmoke:

if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be

majortvjunkie: it’s ok if you hate me as long as I hated you first

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:27:47 -0400

majortvjunkie:

it’s ok if you hate me as long as I hated you first

porkrub: It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:23:18 -0400

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

wwruska: kanrose: wwruska: [seductively licks keyboard] Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:22:43 -0400

wwruska:

kanrose:

wwruska:

[seductively licks keyboard]

Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling.

[horrified scream]

spatialsoloist: It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:16:52 -0400

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

westbor0baptistchurch: In fifty years, this image will be...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:15:44 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

In fifty years, this image will be framed on a 20 foot poster with a gold-platinum trim overshadowing the Mona Lisa at the Louvre. Thousands of tourists will pass by and look at this masterpiece seeing the dead eyes of the subjects that seem to follow you everywhere you go. The font that is “classy yet sassy” reminds us of a simpler time where “Instagram fame” was put on the highest of pedestals. This is a work that defines a generation.

h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:59:03 -0400

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

sharonosbourne: “why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:58:16 -0400

sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

yeezuschrist: whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:51:08 -0400

yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

hazzandnialler: jesuschristvevo: “i need money” “get a job” what does this even mean.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:51:05 -0400

hazzandnialler:

jesuschristvevo:

“i need money”

“get a job”

what does this even mean.

my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating”

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:08:43 -0400

my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating”

raptorific: I’M SO ANGRY SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:58:42 -0400

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

sodamnrelatable: But I’ll be honest Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance In and of itself May...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:53:50 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

But I’ll be honest

Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance

In and of itself

May just be

my favorite invention ever

"The patent, snappily titled “Awards and achievements across TV ecosystem”, describes camera sensors..."

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:15:25 -0400

“

The patent, snappily titled “Awards and achievements across TV ecosystem”, describes camera sensors monitoring the eye movements and heartbeats of TV viewers. Which means a console will know if you’re in the room when an ad break is on, or if you’ve popped out to make tea. It’ll also be able to tell whether you’re actually watching the ad or if you’re engrossed in the latest issue of Heat magazine. And don’t even think about gaming the system by watching telly with the lights off: the XBox would be able to monitor you even in the dark.

Creeped out? Don’t be. Every move you make, every breath you take, the Xbox would be watching you – but also rewarding you. The patent suggests that sitting through commercial breaks would rack you up points to buy both virtual and physical awards. The thinking behind this being that people today need to be bribed in order to sit still and watch a commercial. As the patent application explains: “With the proliferation of digital video recording devices, advertisers are finding it increasingly difficult to introduce their advertisements to viewers.”

”

- Xbox One checking if you’re watching ads? Less ‘gee-whiz’, more WTF | Arwa Mahdawi (via iamdanw)

beyoncespenis: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:13:18 -0400

beyoncespenis:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

peetaslongbun: Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:55:06 -0400

peetaslongbun:

Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.